homeworkhomeworkhomework~
arhbish la
hai wo canot go out

slack at home norh
~saw a few lame jokes

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Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?""A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked his wife.The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow!"

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When a man died, his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered than a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I knew he died of diarrhea. But I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was."

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Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self hypnosis. And, to her joy, everything got much better.However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes. This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him.There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: "She's not my wife... She's not my wife...She's not my wife..."

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?""Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath, and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in a six o'clock in the morning!""There is," he replied. "Breakfast."


heh i miss watching shiek3 with suhui kivenn they all neh
bish so sad~
haiz i WANT eat rojak & popiah neh
i go back slp le
* bbyes